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I can't remember a dish my mother made that to me was pleasant. To this day I have a phobia of instant noodles. — Alvin Leung Copy Share Image
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It used to be when you eat, you eat with people. But instant noodles are so instant that people eat by themselves. And it's… — Wong Kar-wai Copy Share Image
I make pasta. The key is not to overcook it. My Italian side comes out in my pasta. — Jannik Sinner Copy Share Image
If you're trying to make a recipe that you're not even going to bother tasting, you're doing something wrong. — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
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“Drain noodles and put it on a dry bowl. In another bowl mix almond butter, sesame oil, plum vinegar and honey. Toss noodles with… — Michael Jessimy Copy Share Image
Blessed it the man that think less about facebook and twitter; for he shall sleep without been disturb. — Juniorjk Copy Share Image
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I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach. — Typical Me Copy Share Image
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image