Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta..” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Short
I can't remember a dish my mother made that to me was pleasant. To this day I have a phobia of instant noodles. — Alvin Leung Copy Share Image
ThatAwkwardMoment...when your making some noodles and you misplace the flavor packet... — Freshly Snipes Copy Share Image
It used to be when you eat, you eat with people. But instant noodles are so instant that people eat by themselves. And it's… — Wong Kar-wai Copy Share Image
My noodle is cock a doodle. my clocks koo koo. I got screws loose. yea the whole kit and kaboodle. — Eminem Copy Share Image
“What did you eat today? No lying.” “Something ingenious I discovered at QuikTrip: It’s a sausage wrapped in a pancake, then cooked to perfection… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Fake is, like, the worst word you could possibly use to describe anything, you know? — Seth Rollins Copy Share Image
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
“Every few months or so at home, Pops had to have Taiwanese ’Mian. Not the Dan-Dan Mian you get at Szechuan restaurants or in… — Eddie Huang Copy Share Image
“We eat spaghetti all' amatriciana , with a sauce of guanciale , which is the pig's" ---he ran his finger down her cheek, briefly,… — Anthony Capella Copy Share Image
“Neck twisted backward. Abdomen open, exposing sharp bone and rib. Noodle-like guts pulled laid spread out for the birds or rodents or other scavengers,… — Thomas S. Flowers Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
