Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Science Short
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton. — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
I think there's a little bit of sizzling here. Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth. — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
I think theres a little bit of sizzling here. Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth. — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
“Confusion helps. Confusion leads to lengthy reconstruction and clarification and exposition and several other "ions.” — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
Am the nucleus haters are just pairs of electrons::::::they spilt shit around me,to make me complete.... — Ifeoluwa Ogundijo Copy Share Image
An electron is no more (and no less) hypothetical than a star. Nowadays we count electrons one by one in a Geiger counter, as… — Arthur Eddington Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
