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“Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have? Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?” quote by Scott — Download Open image

“Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have? Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?”

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