Drinking problem Quote by Babloo

Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand & 6 bottles in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

— Anonymous

Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?…

— Scott

A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

— Billy Connolly

I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth, some call that a problem I call it a gift.

— Xzibit

People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is…

— Israel Gelfand

I can drink a whole Hennessy fifth. Some call that a problem, but I call it a gift.

— Xzibit

Drinking from the bottle (8)

— Natalia

I drank one or was it four? And when if fell on the floor I drank more.

— The Smiths

Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.

— Pacifiersucker

You have only so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad one.

— Len Evans

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

— Proverb

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

— Anton Chekhov