Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand & 6 bottles in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really. — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Babloo Copy Share Image
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Simon Gray, I decided when I first witnessed this frog into prince transformation, did not have a drinking problem. He had a… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“We know you didn’t make it as a cop. We know you have a small gambling problem and a big drinking problem.”… — Adam Pepper Copy Share Image
Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
He took a long drink, then grimaced. “I do not have a drinking problem,” he announced, his voice needlessly loud. “I have… — John Green Copy Share Image
I dont care if my family thinks I have a drinking problem. The unicorn who visits me in the night time says… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody goes through divorces. There's millions of people that have drinking problems. There's people that their weight goes up and down, just… — John Daly Copy Share Image
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to… — George Jones Copy Share Image
My father's drinking was sometimes a problem. And a great deal went unspoken. He was not particularly acute or articulate about the… — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
“There’s a huge difference for taking responsibility for one’s actions, and taking credit, and in this scenario I think we need to… — Benjamin Tomes Copy Share Image
Girls like this dont approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a drinking problem... I have the upper… — Pretty Little Liars Copy Share Image
Our children don't have to have drinking problems. They don't have to go through divorce or live defeated lives. You can be… — Tim Storey Copy Share Image
“When you're in the clutches of a drinking problem you don't really sit around thinking, I should really knock this shit off… — Anne Clendening Copy Share Image
(Revealing she once had a drinking problem while waiting for her career to take off) It was really difficult, drinking became a… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“Debbie Nathan also puts a great deal of weight on a letter from Shirley Mason to Dr. Wilbur stating that her MPD… — Colin A. Ross Copy Share Image
“There’s something purely foolish about attending any large gathering of men and women without benefit of some kind of philter or magic… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“Maybe being with Cade was a need…my body needed him more than I realized. He was a part of me, whether I… — Felicia Tatum Copy Share Image
“[excerpt] The usual I say. Essence. Spirit. Medicine. A taste. I say top shelf. Straight up. A shot. A sip. A nip.… — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
Cats have it made. They walk around naked and everyone thinks they're adorable. But if I walk around naked, I have a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The sober guy is always going to have this air of arrogance or self-righteousness, but it's not my intention. I just knew… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“The problem wasn't drinking. The problem was people. And what they needed wasn't a new law; what they needed was a new… — Siri Mitchell Copy Share Image
People close to me wouldn't have thought that I had a drinking problem because it wasn't evident although towards the very end… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done. — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem. — Jerry Orbach Copy Share Image
People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!! — Kiran Copy Share Image
I'd read somewhere that nine out of ten adults in Alaska had a drinking problem. I could believe it. Snow, ice, sleet,… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva Copy Share Image
“writers all had drinking problems in the twentieth century, and once she got the $1,080 check, she was obviously a writer and… — Eve Babitz Copy Share Image
“Our bodyguard is a born-again Christian with a father complex, a drinking problem, intellectual limitations and not enough backbone to do his… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
![“[excerpt] The usual I say. Essence. Spirit. Medicine. A taste. I say top shelf. Straight up. A shot. A sip. A nip. I say another round. I say brace yourself. Lift a few. Hoist a few. Work the elbow. Bottoms up. Belly up. Set ‘em up. What’ll it be. Name your poison. I say same again. I say all…” quote by Nick Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/244/nick-flynn-8678_breakfast-of-champio_excerpt-the-usual-i-say-essence-spirit-m_465146.jpg)
![“Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for her, bottom was an automobile accident that almost landed her in jail.” quote by George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d72/george-carlin-155_accidents_because-brenda-carlin-had-a-drinking-pro_1551662.jpg)
