Drinking Quote by Josh Stern

“There are thousands of reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.”

— Shemp Howard

“To this day, I am amazed at how many of my problems - most of which had nothing to do with drinking, I believed…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

“why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if you did,…

— David Levithan

“For the first time I realized that perhaps my drinking was getting a bit out of hand, but I knew you’d drink too if…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

“When I got home in the evening, I drank at least half the fifth in front of the television set and watched reruns until…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

“It is all but impossible to sit quietly by when someone is throwing salad plates.”

— James Thurber

“I don’t have a drinking problem,” I said. “I have a stopping problem.”

— G.M. Ford

“I hate it when people take so long to drink a single glass. IT is like putting on a condom to masturbate.”

— Gregory David Roberts

“I feel like a jug in which wine is poured until it overflows.”

— Henri Cole

“Life really comes down to two problems. You are either drinking too much or you are not drinking enough.”

— David Alejandro Fearnhead

“If life’s taught me anything, it’s that you might as well eat your dessert first, ’cos the ceiling might fall in before you’re even…

— Jordan Castillo Price

“I don't drink since it ruined the best thing I ever had.”

— Kimberly Lauren