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“Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand & 6 bottles in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand & 6 bottles in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.”

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