Dogs Quote by Candace Bailey Download Open image “Hold the phone! There's a show called 'Too cute. Puppies' on Animal Planet?? Time to set the Dvr!” — Candace Bailey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dogs Too cute
I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!" — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I do have a couple of pets, but I am determined to keep them out of the media spotlight. — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
My puppy got no idea I'm showing her off ,but she my girl and she knows that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures. — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
My dogs get more excited about a piece of lettuce than they do for almost anything else! They're definitely LA bitches. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a… — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
So today, I learned that Titmouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse...but rather a tiny bird. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything! — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to fight the spaz in me. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants… — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
My dogs can't do anything--and what a relief. I don't make any demands of them, and I don't try to shape them or their… — Amy Chua Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people want to buy puppies, but adopting a dog who needs a home is doing something good. — Manu Ginobili Copy Share Image
Mr. Peabody is this genetic anomaly. He does have brothers and sisters, all of them non-speaking, not super-smart dogs. He's an outcast, but has… — Rob Minkoff Copy Share Image
I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. — John Grogan Copy Share Image
I think if you look all across the country, the so-called Blue Dogs are all gone to kennel. There are no more Blue Dogs,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Where are the ethical concerns, that so many people called animal lovers invoke, when you steal the children of wild dog mothers and other… — Günther Bloch Copy Share Image
It's pretty rare for them to not be in our fridge, I have usually a good supply of all-beef hot dogs. — Joey Chestnut Copy Share Image
“Lebedev: France has a clear and defined policy... The French know what they want. They just want to wipe out the Krauts, finish, but… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image