What a way to start of the day. Not only did I step in shit, but then I somehow managed to hit myself in the face with the shit shoe. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
My dogs get more excited about a piece of lettuce than they do for almost anything else! They're definitely LA bitches. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a whole audition process which ended with a phone call: We have good news and bad news, the good news is that you got the part and the bad news is that the production is getting cancelled.… — Candace Bailey Copy Share
Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
So today, I learned that Titmouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse...but rather a tiny bird. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything! — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
Hold the phone! There's a show called 'Too cute. Puppies' on Animal Planet?? Time to set the Dvr! — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to fight the spaz in me. — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
