Amazing Quote by Anonymous

No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.

— Anonymous

I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.

— Brandi Isaacs

The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night.

— Anonymous

Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go.

— Anonymous

Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops.

— Anonymous

I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.

— Anonymous

Bitch please, The only thing you could turn on is the microwave.

— Me

Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'

— Anonymous

I am stopping the microwave at :01 and feeling like a bomb specialist.

— Anonymous

I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.

— Anonymous