Funny Quote by Ritu Ghatourey

You can't halt time.

— Jay Chandrasekhar

Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters.

— Delia Smith

No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.

— Anonymous

Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep.

— Anonymous

You can count on time for two things. One is that it will pass. The other is that it will never shut up.

— Bill Richardson

You can't stop time. You can't capture light. You can only turn your face up and let it rain down.

— Kim Edwards

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Joan Rivers

I didn't want to stop before my time was up.

— Misty May-Treanor

In any case, you can't turn back the clock.

— Michel Patini

Quit counting time and start making time count

— Zig Ziglar

Time only stops, when you stop to think about time.

— Daniel Nicholson

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Carol Siskind