Advice Quote by Anonymous

I am stopping the microwave at :01 and feeling like a bomb specialist.

— Anonymous

Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria.

— Jenna Fischer

No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.

— Anonymous

Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep.

— Anonymous

The longest minutes are always spent in front of the microwave

— Georgetown Guyana

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.

— Anonymous

Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops.

— Anonymous

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

— Adam West

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science.

— Nikhil Saluja

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

— Adam Carolla

Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'

— Anonymous

Bomb Disposal Is a face off with your own mortality. Don't let the fear get to you. When you give in to the fear,…

— Peter Stillman