Being annoyed Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being annoyed Facebook status Food
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too hot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I cannot cook to save my life - I microwave everything or it's simply scrambled eggs on toast. — Limahl Copy Share Image
It's not the microwave that's the problem, it's what people put into them. I know people lead busy lives but they should try to… — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
To me when a mother puts food in a microwave for her children, it is an act of hate — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
Some foodie types are snobbish about the microwave; I see it as a loyal friend who has had my back for over 30 years. — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
Food that sizzles and pops in the microwave and then come out cold is the reason I have trust issues — Me Copy Share
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you finally get that present you dreamed about. It's not as shinny as promising as the comerciercials said it was. Then you realize,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being Hated And Envied Is Actually A Compliment Because People Only Hate People They Cannot Be... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
When I saw you I was afraid to meet you... When I met you I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you. — Jenny_pajaron Copy Share
When I say never mind I really mean you should have listened the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks, 'So when we gonna chill?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No Matter How Hard I Try To Be Nice,,, Someone Always Manages To Find My Instant Bitch Button! — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Bother Others If They Judge You, Because They Don't Know Who You Are... 'Remember, Dogs Bark If They Don't Know The Person.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
