When you finally get that present you dreamed about. It's not as shinny as promising as the comerciercials said it was. Then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being Hated And Envied Is Actually A Compliment Because People Only Hate People They Cannot Be... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
When I saw you I was afraid to meet you... When I met you I was afraid to kiss you... When I… — Jenny_pajaron Copy Share Image
When I say never mind I really mean you should have listened the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks, 'So when we gonna chill?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No Matter How Hard I Try To Be Nice,,, Someone Always Manages To Find My Instant Bitch Button! — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Bother Others If They Judge You, Because They Don't Know Who You Are... 'Remember, Dogs Bark If They Don't Know The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are born for synergy, just like the feet, just like the hands, just like the eyes, just like the rows of… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem with idiots. I just have a problem working with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Online, you're providing each other with the good aspects of being together as far as communication and support, but you don't have… — Nev Schulman Copy Share Image
When We're Angry We Can Change Decisions But Not Feelings... The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time. But Later It… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I send a long text message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there is anything in the world more annoying than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
