Annoying people Quote by Anonymous

At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'

— Anonymous

When in a store, have my fun, throw em on the floor, Open the door, give me all of that and more, Open your…

— Lil Twist

You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.”

— Jarod Kintz

*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly.

— Francis

I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them…

— Sharon Stone

“Yeah, why was there a naked doll and fake penis in that store?” she asks. Your response might be something like this: “You know,…

— Fred Dr Kaeser

I thought boxes were the best toy. When my parents got a new car, I ran to my mother and said, 'Did it come…

— Colin Angle

“Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube.”

— Jane Davitt

I told my wife, 'One woman, lots of toys!'

— Jason Momoa

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

— Mignon McLaughlin