Funny facebook status Quote by Francis

Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!

— Mariah

I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them…

— Sharon Stone

“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.

— Mac Miller

“We're not buying Sam's Club condoms,” said Owen. “Their trash bags don't even work.”

— Sarah Dunn

“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She carried it back to me with the ribbon hooked over her long index finger, and dangled the bag in my face. I ask…

— Christina Lauren

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!

— Phyllis Diller

I believe in the Yves Saint Laurent woman who either has her hands in the pockets of her pantsuit or is holding her lover's…

— Carine Roitfeld