Quote by Mac Miller

Your girlfriend's got herpes to go with your help and AIDS. There ain't one person you know you ain't ripped off yet.

— Megadeth

*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly.

— Francis

Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!

— Mariah

New camo condoms? She'll never see you cumming again.

— Amanda Roberts

I told her take her drawers off and she says I ain't wearin' none. I asked her who this pussy for, she said ransom.

— Lil Wayne

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

— Eminem

Dont always buy a box of condoms whenever you with her, buy her teddy bear, chocolate or actual gift. Matured ladies appretiates gifts

— Anonymous

There is nothing worse than finding out your girlfriend is HIV positive when your wife is capable of ending your life, or making it…

— Barack Obama

She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad. And I got her nigga, grocery bags

— Anonymous

You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

— Katt Williams

Send ya to the store condoms and more jealous females call you sluts and whores

— Biggie Smalls