Condoms Quote by Alyxandra Harvey Download Open image ““Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”” — Alyxandra Harvey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Condoms Easter egg Funny Lucy Over protective
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers… — Robin Bielman Copy Share Image
“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
“And then Lucy happened. Never mind prophecies and bounty hunters, she was the one who'd really turned my life upside down.... She made everything… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“It was a beautiful night, warm and filled with stars and the songs of crickets and frogs. White flowers glowed in the grass. It… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“Embroidery?" I sucked at embroidery. Aunt Hyacinth had tried to teach me, but we'd both given it up as a lost cause.Lucy, strangely, had… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“I have to console myself with the hope that I'd seen Isabeau soften, even hesitate, as if she might actually have taken my arm.… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“I could think of a hundred things I'd rather do than follow a possible murderess and the ghost of her victim.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“What's the matter with you?" I hissed at her as we followed Kieran and Solange inside. 'She's royalty!' "And a vampire, remember?" 'Oh yeah,'… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“Solange and all her irritating brothers could get themselves killed without me. I deserved to be part of their clandestine plans. I'd earned it.… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“Logan, don’t be an ass.” “I have been sleeping in mud. I’m covered in dirt and blood and these were my favorite pants before… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“Where's Lucy?" I asked the others. "At the farmhouse," Nicholas said with grim satisfaction. "How'd you manage that?" "She's in a closet." Solange rolled… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“I kissed him lightly and used the moment to slip the package out of the inside of his pocket. I was a white handkerchief… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one — Hawi Copy Share Image
“Start ringing things up then. This won't take long." "Which ones?" "I don't care." I push some at her. "These." "These?" She looked dubious.… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.” — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
A new study has been released disproving the myth that condoms diminish sexual pleasure for men. The study was published in this quarter's 'Journal… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
“For if in careless summer days In groves of Ashtaroth we whored, Repentant now, when winds blow cold, We kneel before our rightful lord;… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image