Condom Quote by Christine Zolendz

“Kade caught the condom with a quick flick of his hand.  Yeah, great reflexes for a drunk, right?  He arched his eyebrows up at…

— Christine Zolendz

“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete dick then…

— Suzanne Wright

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“If you're gonna be a dick, this is what you wear.”

— Craig Alanson

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,…

— Carrie Mesrobian

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Besides, he was…Kade, a drop-dead (sometimes literally) gorgeous man who had danger and sex oozing from his pores.”

— Tiffany Snow

“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.”

— Mark Gungor