Fully Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ”

— Karen Marie Moning

“After slipping the condom on, he rolled on top of her, shoved her hair out of her face and held it while he got…

— Adrienne Giordano

“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with F**k Her Hard and be done with it?”

— Tara Sivec

“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,…

— Carrie Mesrobian

“She also said you were almost out of condoms and should pick up some more. And to not forget her special cream for her…

— Eve Langlais

“The next thing she knew, his c#ck nudged at her entrance. “Condom,” she managed. “Taken care of.” He guided her hand to the base…

— Emma Jay

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana