Condom Quote by Jane Davitt Download Open image ““Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube.”” — Jane Davitt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Condom Condom Tree Desert island Humour Lube Spotted Condom Stream Lube Tree Right Trees
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In all your life, only a few moments matter. Mostly you never get a good look at them except in hindsight, long after they've… — Tana French Copy Share Image
“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Boyfriend?” He was smiling slightly. Karl rolled his eyes. “Not if you’re going to be like that about it.” “What, happy?” Aiden teased. “You… — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“Just looking at him made Andrew feel tense and irritated. It was wonder perfect strangers didn't go up to the guy and punch him… — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“I swear I won't run away again, though. If I have to go, or if you ask me to, I'll walk away after saying… — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“You won't want to leave when you've tasted Mom's fried chicken," Matt said with a touching faith in the power of grease.” — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“So far, everyone seemed to be paired off as neatly as if Noah had helped with the guest list.” — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“You're stalking me," Owen said. Sterling shook his head. "I prefer the word 'following'; it sounds less creepy." "But that doesn't make it any… — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“His expression softened, which made Sterling's throat tighten just a little. “You've cannonballed into the deep end when you don't know how to swim,… — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“Enjoy your little field trip to the zoo—and, yes, some of the animals here do bite.” — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“Owen had been using the track for months, but he didn't recall Sterling doing anything more athletic than tapping his pencil against his desk… — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“And wasn't that what love was all about? Not the immediate bone-melting lust and roller-coaster emotions, but the promise of it all lasting, mellowing… — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“He knew Doms who never sucked off their subs, claiming that it upset the power dynamic too much, tangled the lines drawn. To his… — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
“One life, one death. For all of us. Those are the numbers. I'm going to die and there's no avoiding it. I can go… — Jane Davitt Copy Share Image
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately? — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
You should put a condomn on your head. if yr gna act lika dick - you might as well dress like one ! — Jm Copy Share Image
“The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.” — Chris Kasparoza Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can you make… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
