Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people think theyre funny but they are just annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doorbell rings, you look to see who it is. You dont know them...so you hide until they leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people I don't understand, and I don't waste my time trying to figure them out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People that complain about others being annoying are just as annoying as the people they're complaining about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't get annoyed by what other people say or think about you... you are you and you are a unique individual who… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It really ticks me off when someone tries to make your personal life their business. It's MY life. Not yours. Stay the… — Sixheartagram Copy Share Image
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a shit. The end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black holes and Assholes are the same¦No matter how hard you try to avoid them..they will get you eventually. — Vivek R Copy Share Image
If you dont like our counrty get out and if you are apart of the 12 million illegal immigrants then yes you… — Shawn Dee Copy Share Image
Sometimes you wanna text her first, but you think you'd be annoying, and you think, If she really did wanna talk to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like people only want to hear me say funny things. Like, I don't tweet about my kids or being a… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
I wish I was hard of hearing like you. You have no idea how many times I've heard this, and how many… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry about Everybody's views of you. Opinions are like toilets.. everybody has one just some need a good flush!!!!! As To… — Cole Rico Copy Share Image
“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
For those who know me in the past, for those who have dropped me, and for the people who have destroyed my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fame can be just so annoying because people are so critical of you. You can't just say 'hi'. You say hi and… — Juliette Lewis Copy Share Image
Professor Tillman. Most of us here are not scientists, so you may need to be a little less technical.’ This sort of… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
“What would it mean in practice to eliminate all the 'negative people' from one's life? It might be a good move to… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
“You go in the crowd and you mix, but no one knows that a buddha has entered the crowd. No one comes… — Osho Copy Share Image
“People Have you ever thought, Work would be easy if it weren’t for all these annoying people? Surely it’s not just me.… — Michael Bungay Stanier Copy Share Image
