That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Americans will put up with anything, provided that It doesn't block traffic — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Why do people have to be normal to be beautiful? This world is so small minded.Being different is beautiful too and some… — EwshyCrazyness Copy Share Image
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem with idiots. I just have a problem working with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
I have no patience or time for people who wear their insecurities on their sleeves like badges of honor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Professor Tillman. Most of us here are not scientists, so you may need to be a little less technical.’ This sort of… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
Everyone has that friend who doesn't get the hint when it's time to go home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4-way stop rules are a piece of cake. You got there first, you go first. Stop waving at me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
