Once you learn how to close your mouth, maybe you can work on those legs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone hates you for no reason, might as well give them a reason to do so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If I don't like you I don't like you… ok... so just f off and talk to somebody who actually cares. — Ivan Copy Share Image
I love poor people,cause I'm one of them :) I hate golf this is why I don't love rich people — Adil Baba Aka Black Son Copy Share Image
It's annoying on Facebook when people have random things in between their first and last names. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people come into our lives as a blessing… other people come into our lives as a lesson.. those people are better… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
A relationship is only for two, but some bitches do not know how to fucking count. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to be offended by other peoples opinions then maybe you should consider keeping yours to yourself — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a natural aptitude for wanting to be the centre of attention and a definite skill for annoying people. — Derren Brown Copy Share Image
“would hope that they would know that I’m not the same person in real life that I am on stage. It’s a… — Mara Altman Copy Share Image
I am a 911 dispatcher. I have heard real drama as it unfolds. Your piddly assed problem does not compare real tragedy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I hate the most? Fake people which are lying into my face, telling me nice things and stuff.Please I know whats… — Ewshy Copy Share Image
I started walking rather than driving to get my coffee. I liked it so much, I do it for 45 minutes every… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
People say we shouldn't be together we're too young to know about forever But I say they don't know about us. P.S… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not the most annoying person to bring to a movie 'cause I basically hold it in and write about it… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to think, in just one single moment every thing can start to sink. In just a blink of an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slapping might work for most, but if I beat you until you were too ugly even for the radio,the only thing I'd… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
“Annoying people with no class at all should stay far away from computers!” — Vianka Van Bokkem Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red,violets are blue...God made me beautiful,what happened to you..? — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone has that friend who doesn't get the hint when it's time to go home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
