If you slapped me without a Reason, I will not forgive you with an Excuse — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, kocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do get very angry at things. My wife has to count to ten because if she gets annoyed at me being… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I hate getting attached to someone. Especially if they have no intentions on staying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its kinda messed up isnt it? how all of a sudden someone just wakes up and decides to never talk to you… — Mala Copy Share Image
Adult started from child; Clever start from stupid; I'm start from my mother — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is possible to move through the drama of our lives without believing so earnestly in the character that we play. That… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
The One That Angers You Controls You. Don't Give Anyone That Power! Especially The One Who Does It Intentionally.. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Over 7 Billion people in this world and I'm still single? Ain't that about a b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
Searching for something then realizing that it was in your hands the whole time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only in the begging I wish I knew that you would be the one who means the most to me, then just… — Kathryn Ann Copy Share Image
At work you might hear me say, 'How can I help you?' but my tone says, 'What the fuck do you want?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish people came with warning labels. 'May cause heartbreak' - 'Your trust may be in jeopardy' - 'Under no circumstance believe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People ask me for my advice then do the complete opposite? Why ask me in the first place? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you can't tell if you're just in a bad mood or everyone around you is being annoying. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
