Stop being my eraser, I want you to know that I'll write everything about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretty? Maybe Ugly? Quite possible Funny? Your opinion 100% me? No doubt — Me Myself And I Copy Share Image
When I say never mind I really mean you should have listened the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say, 'It's a long story,' it usually means I just don't want to tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I, for one, get rather annoyed when I settle into a nice bubble bath with some Belgian chocolate and a mystery at… — Miriam Nadel Copy Share Image
When You Get ANNOYED By That One Person *coughs* CLARE & Then You Block Her For The 02nd Time.. Really I Blocked… — Me :D Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there is anything in the world more annoying than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I wish people came with warning labels. 'May cause heartbreak' - 'Your trust may be in jeopardy' - 'Under no circumstance believe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do teachers think it's okay to plan for loads of homework and projects the last few days of school? Give me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's the time to un-subscribed these mofos, I came here to read some inspiration/motivation quotes not to read your life story.. t(-.-t) — Caliboyswagg Copy Share Image
When you finally get that present you dreamed about. It's not as shinny as promising as the comerciercials said it was. Then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday. — Hannah Cole Copy Share Image
For some reason, my nose only itches when my hands are busy carrying stuff... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptancethe 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear pimples, if you are going to live on my face, I am going to need to see some rent... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet? — Cooper Bushey Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have to be nice to someone, I really want to throw a brick at — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being silent is a great way to let people know they have done something wrong...! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
