I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat… — Raul Vasquez Copy Share Image
People who change the channel every single time there's a commercial are more annoying than the commercials. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say, 'It's a long story,' it usually means I just don't want to tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...If u dont like me, stop staring at me and stop talking at me...boastful..! I dont like you also..stay away from me.. — Mharzvillar Copy Share Image
Hello I'm Shennon. And if you haven't knew, I'm a human fucking being. So of course I make mistake. But doesnt eveverybody?!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If crying can manipulate pain away and wash away things to make yourself feel better..Well I guess it doesn't work that way.I… — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I, for one, get rather annoyed when I settle into a nice bubble bath with some Belgian chocolate and a mystery at… — Miriam Nadel Copy Share Image
Walmart usually uses 4 checkouts, unless it's really busy then they use 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Leave me alone Get out of my face I'm tired of love Feeling so misplaced Time for you to go 'Cause I… — The Veronicas Copy Share Image
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee… — Anonymous Copy Share Image