A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At work you might hear me say, 'How can I help you?' but my tone says, 'What the fuck do you want?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you can sometimes punch someone in the face with no consequences. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wow, you really going to fight with me on the internet? What's the worst you can do? Capslock me to Death? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ignore The People Who's Always Talking Behind Your Back. That's Where They Belong, Just behind And Making You Famous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I saw you I was afraid to meet you... When I met you I was afraid to kiss you... When I… — Jenny_pajaron Copy Share Image
Hello I'm Shennon. And if you haven't knew, I'm a human fucking being. So of course I make mistake. But doesnt eveverybody?!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not so much that they don't want me to grow up. It's that they're annoyed that I'm growing up adjusted. They'd… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked 'what's wrong?' over and over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching a romantic movie and getting pissed off about your non-existent love life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're late to school by 30 seconds and get marked tardy...I got caught in red lights ok give me a break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Someone Talks Behind Your Back,,, It's A Clear Sign That You Are In Front Of Him! — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
It's Not About How People Annoys You. It's About How You Control Your Emotions... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I send a long text message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who change the channel every single time there's a commercial are more annoying than the commercials. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you send a long text message to someone & they just reply with k. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Over 7 Billion people in this world and I'm still single? Ain't that about a b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off of me. I WILL KILL YOU. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Walmart usually uses 4 checkouts, unless it's really busy then they use 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head is not knowing the name of the damn song! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I'd like to smack them and say, 'Yeah, I guess you're right.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am the one who doesn't stop even when I know I'm tired. But I'm the one who stops when I know… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
If you slapped me without a Reason, I will not forgive you with an Excuse — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being Hated And Envied Is Actually A Compliment Because People Only Hate People They Cannot Be... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
