I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour? — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach him to fish he eats for a life time. Take him… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Holographic Strip club. You can look but you can't touch. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I believe if I make God angry one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Four men a pickup truck and a case of beer and you can move mountains. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I believe I was at the peak of my enlightenment when I use to say you want fries with that. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in a Galaxy so, far away there's a person with more Twitter followers than you.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I would never appear on any television show that would have me for a guest. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
The only thing I hate worse than sitting in my home all alone is doing it all by myself. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Many of us have hundreds and thousands of Tweets. It only takes one Re Tweet to change someones world click away, click… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I believe everything my psychiatrist tells me it saves me so much thinking on my own. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
In the military they said when in doubt on a test always pick 'C' I wonder if it stands for Confused. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I've never been with a woman that said. And how does that make you feel that wasn't holding a clip board. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
When I lived in the UP of Michigan I never saw a fight in a bar. It's hard to hit a person… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately when I'm on my death bed I believe I'll be like most people and still looking for Jesus. And yes I've… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
When I took my poetry class in school. I read an e. e. cumming's poem. I dont mind eels except how they… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
So what if microwaving my food might kill me. At least I'll eat fast and die young... — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I like the word Anti Psychotic it sounds like a movement against 'Norman Bates'. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I came home real late and my wife says you come home this late again and I'll cut off something you love.… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Don't live by my words, don't die by them, chew them slowly digest them, and smile if they give nourishment to your soul. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I believe if there is a creator it will basically ask me two questions, how well did you enjoy my creation and what did… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“When you consume more food in one meal than a village of people eat in a day something is wrong” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Some people live a lifetime every second, others only a second in a life time with little happiness to find. Learn to seize each… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
If you could see your perfect image in the mirror it would remove all your fear. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I've diagnosed myself and discovered I have a limited 'life span' you can do this to. Then live life to its fullest in everything… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Gods word is written in our hearts with a pen called love. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Saying Dating web sites don't work is like saying my keyboard types wrong as it is "written seek and yee shall find” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour? — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I learned to love compassion when I began to give it away. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Believe what you believe and it will be, believe what others believe and they will consume you. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Teach, learn, listen or get the hell out of the way if you teach try to instill your students to set goals to surpass… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
