Humor Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich

“From the follower side of the equation, the more Twitter users curate the list of people they follow, the better the service will be…

— Nir Eyal

“One thing I have discovered is that people don't want to be followers, they want to be friends.”

— E'yen A. Gardner

“No matter how far I try to travel from people, people always appear. Either they follow me, or they're already there, and I followed…

— Sara Baume

“Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.”

— Germany Kent

“They say that when people are far away from you, you admire them. But the closer they get, the more you envy them.”

— Kate Toon

“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.”

— Sandra Chami Kassis

“I'm not a stalker, only an admirer.”

— Shane Morgan

“Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I’m not usually a stalker, and I’m not following her, exactly. I’m maintaining a noncreepy, half-block distance between us.”

— Nicola Yoon

“I told my doctor that I was addicted to Twitter, he said 'I don't follow you.”

— Joseph S. Carroll

I have 1.4 million followers on Twitter. I get very interesting, sometimes very diverse input from my followers. So it's sort of like this…

— Padmasree Warrior

Every day, I wake up and I say, 'Why... how... did I end up with 1.7 million Twitter followers?' It's freaky to me, every…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson