Coffee Quote by Steven Wright

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

— Gary Gulman

I once had half a cup [of coffee], twenty years ago, and I'm still working it off.

— Elizabeth Warren

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

There was a period of time where I really wanted to like coffee.

— Benson Boone

I remember my grandmother drying wild coffee berries in the sun, then hulling and roasting them for her own cup of coffee each morning.

— Rohan Marley

Instant coffee is just old beans that have been cremated.

— Jennifer Saunders

I never waited for my Irish Cream coffee to be the right temperature, with a storm happening outside and my fireplace crackling ... I…

— Stephen J. Cannell

My kids probably started drinking coffee in their late teens.

— Howard Schultz

If I had a time machine, I would just go back to the last time I ate pizza.

— Nikhil Saluja

I very briefly had a microwave oven that I quickly gave away, because I could never work out what they do better than a…

— James May

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

— Rob Dyrdek

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

— Terry Pratchett