Coffee Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Coffee Instant Instant coffee Time
If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I once had half a cup [of coffee], twenty years ago, and I'm still working it off. — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I remember my grandmother drying wild coffee berries in the sun, then hulling and roasting them for her own cup of coffee each morning. — Rohan Marley Copy Share Image
I never waited for my Irish Cream coffee to be the right temperature, with a storm happening outside and my fireplace crackling ... I… — Stephen J. Cannell Copy Share Image
If I had a time machine, I would just go back to the last time I ate pizza. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I very briefly had a microwave oven that I quickly gave away, because I could never work out what they do better than a… — James May Copy Share Image
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
I had developed a relationship with one of the anti-abortion sidewalk counselors who stood in front of my facility. We talked regularly through the… — Abby Johnson Copy Share Image
Academically, I was never that interested. I skipped classes. My biggest dream was to have a coffee shop, but I had no idea how… — Daniel Espinosa Copy Share Image
I like to sit down, relax, have a cup of coffee on the terrace and read a book. I like to travel the world… — Marianne Vos Copy Share Image
If you think of people as making decisions actively, every time we think about the cup of coffee, we say, "How much will I… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
...it isn't foolish or wicked to enjoy. Wickedness is hurting people on purpose. I love what you are and who you are and how… — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
I'm generally never at a lack for words, but it's indescribable how poor the response was from our own government officials, ... We could… — Hannibal Copy Share Image
“She put her cup down and sighed again with pleasure. "I can't think how the Nonconformists have failed to discover coffee." "Discover it?" "Yes.… — Josephine Tey Copy Share Image
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