Back in time Quote by Gary Gulman Download Open image “If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.” — Gary Gulman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Back in time Go back in time Ifs Kernel Microwaves Pops Time Trying
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If I had a time machine, I would just go back to the last time I ate pizza. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“- It's a small matter, but one which I think shouldn't be overlooked. - Oh Yes? And that is? - That is the simple matter that time travel is an impossibility, you craven buffoon! - Not with the latest miracle of modern horticulture...Gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you to THE TIME SPROUT ! 'Pleased to be here' said the… — Robert Rankin Copy Share
If you have a wormhole, then you can turn them into time machines for going backward in time. — Kip Thorne Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time in our not-so-distant past, experts predicted that with the rapidly increasing advances in technology, Americans would have a shorter workweek and so much time on their hands for recreation that they wouldn’t know how to fill it. Well, we figured it out. We filled it up with more work and more busyness. The microwave doesn’t create… — Jared C. Wilson Copy Share
I believe that time destroys everything. You can take one beautiful apple, red. After a while, it becomes shrivelled and full of worms, just… — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
We cannot go back in time and change the past, but we can repent. The Savior can wipe away our tears of regret and… — Dieter F. Uchtdorf Copy Share Image
You can argue that the Terminator movies reboot their world each time they go back in time, but that doesn't negate the value of… — David Hayter Copy Share Image
Traveling is all very well if you can get home at night. I would be willing to go around the world if I came… — Gladys Taber Copy Share Image
I measure success in terms of the connection with the audience, which we've been able to do in spades. I mean, it's very hard… — Tom Freston Copy Share Image
If you could travel back in time to the present moment, what would you do differently? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I used to think that I wouldn't change anything from my past, because doing so would inevitably affect who I am now. But considering… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
If I would do another 'Terminator' movie I would have Terminator travel back in time and tell Arnold not to have a special election. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I wouldn't change a thing in my own life, but I'd like to go back in time anyway though, just to some eras that… — Gemma Arterton Copy Share Image
It's one of those things, when you look back on it, you'd go, "Oh, I could've done without that. If I could go back… — Ti West Copy Share Image
If you go back in time you'll find tribes that were essentially only concerned with their own tribal members. If you were a member… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
For Bryan [Cranston ] to go back in time and become this larger-than-life and somewhat theatrical guy, who performed his ideas and rhetoric in… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
I am not the man I once was. I do not want to go back in time, to be the second son, the second… — Vasco da Gama Copy Share Image