Funny Quote by Paulyflip

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

— Gary Gulman

The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.

— Candace Bailey

OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

— LIZ

I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.

— Anonymous

I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

— Erykah Badu

I'm a little suspicious of using microwaves.

— Jamie Hyneman

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

— Demetri Martin

I really like my microwave.

— Lights

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.

— Anonymous

Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops.

— Anonymous

The modern era has brought up immense conveniences but at what price. The human heart is desperate for something more than a quicker serving…

— John Eldredge

Somehow people always had popcorn.

— William Zabka