Explosion Quote by Demetri Martin

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

— Demetri Martin

I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.

— Demetri Martin

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat…

— Yogi Berra

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig…

— Janette Barber

The most powerful social media... it is not the internet, it is not Facebook - it is food. This connects all human beings.

— Alex Atala

Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it.

— John Updike

An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.

— George du Maurier

Never trust a skinny cook

— Iain Hewitson

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

— Fran Lebowitz

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

— Jay Leno

“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”

— Anonymous

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

— Ashleigh Brilliant