If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one. — LIZ Copy Share Image
What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment? — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start… — John Updike Copy Share Image
The most powerful social media... it is not the internet, it is not Facebook - it is food. This connects all human… — Alex Atala Copy Share Image
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I… — Janette Barber Copy Share Image
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
A recipe has no soul. You, as the cook, must bring soul to the recipe. — Thomas Keller Copy Share Image
Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! — Dave Niehaus Copy Share Image
Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two. — Alain Ducasse Copy Share Image
