Cutting Quote by Yogi Berra

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could…

— Yogi Berra

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

— Yogi Berra

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.

— Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

— Yogi Berra

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