Quote by Kevin Pereira

“Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only been gone a week.'”

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Nd my mom said I would never get anywhere with these games...

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I just clicked on a YouTube recommendation because there were giant t*ts in the thumbnail. You win this round, Internet.

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My girlfriend was just accused of 'Fucking up the social ladder.' Aww, sounds like someone's upset they weren't a step.

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Sincerest apologies to the friends who have to guess my drunk 'Draw Something' creations from last night.

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I learned that women are soul-sucking leeches who want to dip their heels in tar and stomp on your heart repeatedly until it beats…

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Yes. Some girls 'fake geek,' for a myriad of reasons. Some guys do too. Also? Many don't. Now STFU and get back to cat…

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There ain't no party like a LAN party!

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Can't stop crying. Everyone dressed up for my last day. Some even showered. I'm going to miss this team so fucking much.

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Tonight, baby? We're gonna put on some Incubus and make sex.

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We know the dynamite when it goes "BOOM!'

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Facebook purchased Instagram?! My life will never be the different!

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Asleep at 3:00am. Awake at 11:30am. Diablo hours. No big.

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