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“Isn’t eight thirty in the morning a little early to start drinking?” “Look,” she snarled, pointing the utensil his way. “In less than a week, I’ve set my kitchen on fire.” A hand waved wildly toward the missing stove. “Lost my job. And now I find out that my friends care so much about me that they…” quote by Terri Osburn — Download Open image

““Isn’t eight thirty in the morning a little early to start drinking?” “Look,” she snarled, pointing the utensil his way. “In less than a week, I’ve set my kitchen on fire.” A hand waved wildly toward the missing stove. “Lost my job. And now I find out that my friends care so much about me that they felt the need to buy me a man. I don’t care what time it is, I’ve earned a damn glass of wine.””

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