Funny Quote by Terri Osburn

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

“He stood and offered me his arm. “My lady?” “You don’t want to finish our drinks?” He took my hand, and pressed his lips…

— Cora Carmack

“Sweet Lord of penises, his voice is sexy," Sid sighs over the phone. "Jealous of what?" I pull the phone away from my mouth…

— Sadie Grubor

“two unconscious, bleeding men and then over at the girl behind the bar. She was staring at him openmouthed, the glass-rag and beer mug…

— David Baldacci

“The drink prices were inflated, and so were the breasts of the bartender. The place had a quiet discord that was waiting to be…

— Thor Benson

“She slapped down a mug of something that was, he suspected, technically alcohol, but only because it had a good lawyer.”

— Curtis Craddock

“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The cover story.…

— Emma Chase

“Standing at the bar, he watched the bartender pour another shot. He downed it in a single gulp. The alcohol scalded his oesophagus and…

— Linda Castillo

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your semen.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The bartender’s eyes went beyond me to the Rock Chicks and he said, “Eleven screaming orgasms, comin’ right up.” Phew. All right, fine. That…

— Kristen Ashley

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between them and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Standing over her, I took the time to admire my handy work until I realized that I had just killed a potential meal. “Damn…

— Isaiyan Morrison