Humor Quote by Danielle L. Jensen

“It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

“Are you really qualified to say if our wine sucks?” She stared at him, the glass on its way to her lips. “I’m a…

— Darcy Burke

“Damn, he was bored. It was a fact, he was only now beginning to realise, that the conversation of the drunk is only interesting…

— Joe Abercrombie

“For he was drinking too much. Not uncontrollably nor offensively, but still he seldom seemed to have a glass out of his hand.”

— Rosamunde Pilcher

“I am beginning to feel the need of a glass of wine to fortify myself against this conversation.”

— Naomi Novik

“I was drunk but not drunk enough to say what I wanted, that we don't live our lives so much as come to them,…

— Michael Byer

“The wine is gone. Only sour wine fumes remain. Drunkenness pretends to resolution.”

— Steven Erikson

“Glasses hold liquor, but they never get drunk. Their”

— Jeff VanderMeer

“Any thought that you are better or less Than another man Quickly Breaks the wine Glass.”

— Daniel Ladinsky

“I cannot offer wine without the poison of the alcohol within.”

— Ada Palmer