I just clicked on a YouTube recommendation because there were giant t*ts in the thumbnail. You win this round, Internet. — Kevin Pereira Humor Copy Share Image
My girlfriend was just accused of 'Fucking up the social ladder.' Aww, sounds like someone's upset they weren't a step. — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
Sincerest apologies to the friends who have to guess my drunk 'Draw Something' creations from last night. — Kevin Pereira Last night Copy Share Image
I learned that women are soul-sucking leeches who want to dip their heels in tar and stomp on your heart repeatedly until… — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
Yes. Some girls 'fake geek,' for a myriad of reasons. Some guys do too. Also? Many don't. Now STFU and get back… — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
Can't stop crying. Everyone dressed up for my last day. Some even showered. I'm going to miss this team so fucking much. — Kevin Pereira Last day Copy Share Image
Facebook purchased Instagram?! My life will never be the different! — Kevin Pereira Life Copy Share Image
Yeah, I like that party horn, cause I like partyin' and the horn signifies that I'm partyin'. — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
Just confronted a creeper shooting asses at Wondercon on camera. Blue superman t-shirt. Might upload the video later. Fucking dirtbag. — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
Wear the Jinx shirt and if she doesn't appreciate that, YOU HIT HER WITH A SHOVEL! — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only… — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
Absolutely shattered to hear of Jim Paratore's passing. The world just lost an exciting, passionate, kind and incredibly creative soul. — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
I'm just gonna go to Kevin-land or Pereir-o-rama and enjoy myself. It's in here, Morgan. YOU'RE NOT INVITED. YOU DON'T HAVE A… — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
What an amazing, gut-wrenching, emotionally taxing, inspirational day. Thanks to my AOTS family for an unforgettable send-off. — Kevin Pereira Gratitude Copy Share Image
Henceforth, 'friends' who recommended Cabin in the Woods shall be referred as 'assholes.' — Kevin Pereira Cabin in the woods Copy Share Image
