Cabin in the woods Quote by Kevin Pereira

Nd my mom said I would never get anywhere with these games...

— Kevin Pereira

I just clicked on a YouTube recommendation because there were giant t*ts in the thumbnail. You win this round, Internet.

— Kevin Pereira

My girlfriend was just accused of 'Fucking up the social ladder.' Aww, sounds like someone's upset they weren't a step.

— Kevin Pereira

Sincerest apologies to the friends who have to guess my drunk 'Draw Something' creations from last night.

— Kevin Pereira

I learned that women are soul-sucking leeches who want to dip their heels in tar and stomp on your heart repeatedly until it beats…

— Kevin Pereira

Yes. Some girls 'fake geek,' for a myriad of reasons. Some guys do too. Also? Many don't. Now STFU and get back to cat…

— Kevin Pereira

There ain't no party like a LAN party!

— Kevin Pereira

Can't stop crying. Everyone dressed up for my last day. Some even showered. I'm going to miss this team so fucking much.

— Kevin Pereira

Tonight, baby? We're gonna put on some Incubus and make sex.

— Kevin Pereira

We know the dynamite when it goes "BOOM!'

— Kevin Pereira

Facebook purchased Instagram?! My life will never be the different!

— Kevin Pereira

Asleep at 3:00am. Awake at 11:30am. Diablo hours. No big.

— Kevin Pereira