Money Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My date couldn’t make it to dinner, because at the last minute I backed down from asking her.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I bought you a dinner in an elegant restaurant for our first one and took you for a plane ride for our second one.…

— Penelope Ward

“The waitress looked a little awkward. “Is all that for both you and your sister?”

— J.R. Ward

“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I did it because the offer of a record contract came along and it seemed like it might be more fun than being a…

— Chrissie Hynde

“I waved back and pocketed the money with a guilty conscience. As I turned and headed for the cafe, it struck me a teenage…

— Tracey Lee Campbell

Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only been gone…

— Kevin Pereira

“Is this how you get dates? You drag women into your car, lock them inside and don't let them out till they've agreed to…

— Ann Bruce

“Here came the waitress. She had on a mini-skirt, high heels, see-through blouse with padded brassiere. Everything was too small for her: her outfit,…

— Charles Bukowski

“She didn’t want me to be late. “Sounds painful,” I said. She didn’t care. “It’s money. We need the money.” Then she hung up.…

— J.D. Trafford

“And I thought, of all the girls in this town, she is the one that I absolutely can’t find fascinating.” “Is that the reason…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“Why would that woman shoot me? We had dinner reservations later!”

— Gunter Vogler