Able Quote by Frank Carson

“Yeah. I'm the fly in the soup. I don't like it any better than you do. Flies don't like being swamped in soup, especially…

— Rex Stout

Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only been gone…

— Kevin Pereira

“Oh, Maxy Poo, are you drowning your sorrows?” I fluttered my eyes at him.  He turned to look at me and laughed. “Unless you’ve…

— Lillianna Blake

“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had…

— Kalayna Price

“Don’t worry. If we sink, we’ll swim together to shore. We’ll use your bewitching chapeau as a float.” The nose of the yacht dipped…

— Shana Abe

I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow.…

— Shel Silverstein

“a blast of putrid air. I nearly gagged. “Yeccch, it stinks!” I blurted out. “Really?” Mary Anne said. “I think it’s magical.” “No, not…

— Ann M. Martin

“Try to keep your line in the water as much as possible. That’s where the fish are.” Best tip I ever got.”

— Kirk Deeter

“Sink,” I mumbled.“What?” the nurse asked.“I think she said ‘drink,’” Preya said.“Sink!” I yelled.They hurried me to the small washing area near the rear…

— Kate Evangelista

“Trying to drown me woman?" 'You can't drown a SEAL,' she said. 'How embarrassing would that be?' 'God yes. Shoot me, hang me, let…

— Maya Banks

“I splash enough water in Chloe's face to put out a small house fire. I don't want to drown her, just exfoliate her eyeballs…

— Anna Banks

“A fisherman was on a riverbank one day when he saw another man fishing nearby. Every time the other man caught a big fish,…

— Joel Osteen