Ifs Quotes by Yogi Berra

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

— Yogi Berra

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

— Yogi Berra

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

— Yogi Berra

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

— Yogi Berra

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

— Yogi Berra

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

— Yogi Berra

I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

— Yogi Berra

If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.

— Yogi Berra

The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit…

— Yogi Berra

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

— Yogi Berra

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

— Yogi Berra

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I…

— Yogi Berra

I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

— Yogi Berra

You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers.…

— Yogi Berra

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

— Yogi Berra

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

— Yogi Berra

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

— Yogi Berra

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself.

— Yogi Berra

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

— Yogi Berra

You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.

— Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.

— Yogi Berra

If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping

— Yogi Berra

Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal…

— Yogi Berra

I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm…

— Yogi Berra

I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball…

— Yogi Berra

If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit…

— Yogi Berra