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People Quotes by Yogi Berra

10 People quotes by Yogi Berra

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Yogi Berra’s trademark humor lands on everyday folks in ten pithy sayings. Each line feels like a playful punchline that still manages to reveal a kernel of truth about human nature.

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50% of all married people are women

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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

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If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

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It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

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If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

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I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited…

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If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? -Yogi Berra, The Yogi Book, to…

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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

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A nickel ain't worth a dime.

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I never said most of the things I said.

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You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

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Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

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Swing at the strikes.

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“When you get to the fork in the road…take it!”

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I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

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Baseball player: "What time is it?" "You mean now?"

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In baseball, you don't know nothing.

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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

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