Funerals Quote by Yogi Berra Download Open image “You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.” — Yogi Berra ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funerals People
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.” — George Herman Ruth Copy Share Image
Why Should I Go To The Funeral Of That Person Who Is Not Going To Attend Mine.?? — Naimish Shah Copy Share Image
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Don't go to people's funeral to show how much you cared about them. Instead show how much you care about them now... while they… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
Frankly, I'm not much for funerals unless it's absolutely an obligation. I don't feel it serves much of a purpose to go and see… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be. — Thomas Lynch Copy Share Image
You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show] — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
“Atmosphere" is a massive song. A lot of people say it's their favorite Joy Division song, but it's not mine; it reminds me too… — Peter Hook Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
I don't like my parents; I never will. I didn't cry at either of their funerals. I haven't missed them for five seconds. I… — David Small Copy Share Image
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed,… — P. N. Elrod Copy Share Image
“Perhaps because it seems so appropriate, I don't notice the rain. It falls in sheets, a blanket of silvery thread rushing to the hard… — Michelle Zink Copy Share Image
“Death is a personal matter, arousing sorrow, despair, fervor, or dry-hearted philosophy. Funerals, on the other hand, are social functions. Imagine going to a funeral without first polishing the automobile. Imagine standing at a graveside not dressed in your best dark suit and your best black shoes, polished delightfully. Imagine sending flowers to a funeral with no attached card to… — John Steinbeck Copy Share
The stories my pupils told me were astonishing. One told how he had witnessed his cousin being shot in the back five times; another how his parents had died of AIDS. Another said that he'd probably been to more funerals than parties in his young life. For me - someone who had had an idyllic, happy childhood - this was… — Erin Gruwell Copy Share
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking… — Hemantsmarty Copy Share Image
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image