Alive Quote by Arnold Palmer

It's important to attend funerals. It is important to view the body, they say, and to see it committed to earth or fire because…

— Ann-Marie MacDonald

I make it a kind of pious rule to go to every funeral to which I am invited, both as I wish to pay…

— James Boswell

A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be.

— Thomas Lynch

The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This will show…

— P. J. O'Rourke

I just think that funerals are a lot like death itself. You can have your wishes, your plans, but at the end of the…

— Anonymous

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

— Humphrey Bogart

You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really…

— Jules Furthman

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided

— Robert Tappan Morris

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody…

— Philip Roth

Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.

— H. L. Mencken

I don't believe in funerals. I believe in celebrating life, and showing people, while they're alive, how much I care about them. And I…

— Carmen Dell'Orefice