Funerals Quote by Hemantsmarty

“I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.” quote by Hemantsmarty — Download Open image

“I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.”

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